They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

1. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
2. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

You hit me with a cricket bat.

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

• It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
• The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You hit me with a cricket bat. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

You hit me with a cricket bat. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

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