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So, how ‘bout them Knicks? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Noooooo! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.

Guess again. Hey, whatcha watching? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! You lived before you met me?!

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