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Oh God, what have I done? Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.

Ask her how her day was. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. A true inspiration for the children. I had more, but you go ahead. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. No! The cat shelter’s on to me.

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