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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion.

I was saying “Boo-urns.” I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. I hope I didn’t brain my damage. I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.

What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

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